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Monday, August 27, 2007

Note to Self

Note to Self:

If I ever

1) Become a United State Senator,

2) Become a homosexual,


don't, I repeat, DON'T attempt to engage in
anonymous sexual activity in the bathroom at the airport.

For that would be just stupid.

That is all.

Blogger Harsh Pencil said...

OK. One more note to self.

If I ever become a police officer,

don't, I repeat, DON'T sign up be to the guy who hangs out in airport bathrooms looking for toe-tapping Senators.

11:34 PM, August 27, 2007  
Blogger festivus said...

Sad, isn't it. Given the recent past, I'm thinking that we need to come up with a set of rules for Republican members of Congress with wandering eyes who can't just do the obvious and control their urges. Maybe:

A) make sure the person of affection is of legal age

B) make sure that the person is of the opposite sex

C) make sure they are not a professional

I'm sure there's more.

3:33 PM, August 28, 2007  
Blogger Harsh Pencil said...

D) Make sure to do your activity somewhere private.

5:08 PM, August 28, 2007  
Blogger Harsh Pencil said...

These rules can be laid out during some kind of freshman orientation for new Congressman and Senators.

5:09 PM, August 28, 2007  
Blogger Scribbler de Stebbing said...

Harsh, should you really use the word "orientation" here?

12:23 PM, September 19, 2007  

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