Another reason why "Best of the Web" is Required Reading

I believe I've mentioned before that the Wall Street Journal's "Best of the Web" by James Taranto is daily reading for me. Here's another reason why. From today's installment:

Worse Yet, He Tested Negative for Cheese

"Tour de France winner Floyd Landis denied on Thursday taking performance-enhancing drugs during the race and said he would fight to clear his name after testing positive for the male sex hormone testosterone," Reuters reports.

Only the French would consider the presence of testosterone in a man's system suspicious.