How Sad
According to an US magazine exclusive (via Drudge), Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have announced their separation.
I have a question. Who the hell are Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey?
I'm serious. They seem to be on the supermarket tabloids whenever I'm checking out, but I really have no idea how they got there. Neither one seems particularly attractive.
Isn't one of them a cartoon character? A pacifier-sucking rabbit, or something of the sort. Happy to be of assistance.
I've been thinking, and that this is even a topic for my thoughts is sad, but who *announces* their separation?
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