Where is Osama?

Could Osama be lying stiff and cold under a collapsed cave in Pakistan? That's impossible to know and unlikely, however this seemed more likely:

In recent weeks, both MI6 and the CIA have established that Bin Laden has received a portable kidney dialysis machine from China but it requires electricity to power it. Drones, unmanned aircraft that US Special Forces launched from Afghanistan last week, have reported that the area along the border has lost all power supplies.

Osama has escaped every other near death experience so far... it would be humorous to see him kick the bucket from an earthquake or dirty kidneys.